Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Top 10 Reasons President Obama Will Remain in the White House

Poodles, since last we spoke in September, I had the wonderful fortune to share the stage with my favorite Stroke-Surviving-Gal-Pal, Lady Winifred. The Orlando International Fringe Theatre Festival requested our presence at their annual Fab Fringe Fundraiser, to aid them in raising moolah for their worthy organization.


It was such a delight to perform with a pro who doesn't hog the limelight. (Ahem, Wayburn!)

Little sidenote, I showed up to the theatre having completely forgotten the gown I intended to wear. I was going to go for the dramatic look with a long flowing, spaghetti strapped Nicole Miller. I imagined the audience blinded by the shimmery gold and bronze hues, but alas it was not to be. The ensemble you see above was purchased on the fly from Marshalls for $10.

The evening was a success. Not only did we raise a hefty amount for the festival, Lady Winifred and I also decided to try our hand at Political Humor which was met with roars of approval. Since, none of you darlings could be there I decided to present to you now what we presented back in October. So....here they are,

THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY PRESIDENT OBAMA WILL REMAIN IN THE WHITE HOUSE

#10. Six words, OH-SAH-MAH-BIN-LAH-DEN.

#9. Because Rick Perry couldn't find a coherent thought, even if he put one on trial found it guilty and electrocuted it.

#8. Because the country is not ready for Michelle Bachman's husband to be the first, First Gentlemen...though something tells me he'd have a FABULOUS time redecorating the Oval Office.

#7. Because they haven't broken ground yet on Obama's Presidential library...in Kenya.

#6. Since when does a black man ONLY serve four years.

#5. Eight words, HE KILLED OH-SAH-MAH-BIN-LAH-DEN.

#4. Because Mitt Romney flip flops more than a bottom playing Balcony Bingo at the Parliament House.

#3. Because like any good black woman, Michelle will just ignore the eviction notice.

#2. REALLY?! Does America need ANOTHER unemployed black woman.

And the #1 Reason WHY PRESIDENT OBAMA WILL REMAIN IN THE WHITE HOUSE...

Once you go black,...